Hare Polish The Sky Was Pink

So the other night I was driving home from diving practice, nails newly bare from The Pool That No Nail Polish Has Ever Survived  (due to what must be sub-lethal chlorine levels--if I start mutating in another couple years, I'll let you know), I spotted some awesomeness on the horizon. The sky was pink. Really, really pink. Cosmic-electro-lipstick-bubble-pop-pink. Kind of like this:

Found in this part of outer space

So I might be exaggerating a little. But it definitely solved the dilemma of what to paint my nails with, because I went home and immediately pulled this beauty out of my drawer:
                                                 

The Sky Was Pink is an electric pink jelly packed, I mean positively packed, with light and dark blue glitters and microglitters plus a blaze of hot pink shimmer. Need more picspam to prove it? Alright then:

This technically doesn't have any blue iridescence, but in the right lights, the blue glitters glow to the point that they give it a purplish cast. It's mesmerizing.

Oh that delicious macro.

Hare Polish is available through Hare's Etsy shop and Llarowe. Stalk the Hare Polish Facebook and website for updates!

This polish was purchased by me.

NerdLacquer Lento

                                                                      

I said I would start this blog in March. I was positive I'd be able to start this blog in March. 

..................................

It's June. 

Blackadder nabbed from here

Let me explain. Back in January, my nails suffered some nasty breaks. Because they grow at about the speed of your average banana slug, I figured by they'd resurrect around March. They did only to snap again. And again. And again. These weren't just minor breaks either but deep and often painful ones that made my hands want to duck and hide when they got within ten feet of a keyboard. Then I finally found my saving grace in Nailtiques Formula II, which is basically holy water for weak nails. Somewhere, there is a choir singing hallelujahs.

As an "I'm sorry" of epic proportions, I have here for you today the mother of all apologies: NerdLacquer Lento.

Lento is a zombish-in-a-good-way, grayed-out olive with black and blue square glitters, gold and blue microglitter, and hidden pink shimmer. Yes, I did say hidden pink shimmer. Let's open the crypt, shall we?

No blog post is complete without some racy bottle porn now, is it?

Feast your eyeballs on that elusive pink shimmer. I die.

This particular polish was a limited edition that was actually sent out in packages as a gift (I got my zombie claws on one through a blog sale), but there is plenty more awesome where this came from. NerdLacquer is available through the Nerdlacquer site , Ninja Polish and Harlow & Co. All three are currently sold out, but do stalk Nerdlacquer's GooglePlus and Ninja & Harlow's FB pages for updates. 

This polish was purchased by me.