Lynnderella Two-Tone Trifle

Twenty-eight years ago today, a seething undead entity burst forth from the grave and went on a rampage fueled by the unquenchable desire for brains and more brains. So the zombocalypse began.    

It lives!

In other words, it's my birthday. 

Take it in, because this is the first and last time I'm going to tell you my age.

To celebrate I decided to paint my claws in my favorite color (besides black): purple.  And what a purplegasm it is. Two-Tone Trifle is  Lynnderella limited edition and one of my birthday presents to myself (one of them…). Every single glitter is some shade of purple, from lavender to lilac to heliotripe and everything in between. Every. Single. Glitter. 

Party like it's 1985.

And as if that wasn't enough THIS POLISH CONTAINS CIRCLE GLITTERS. AND HOLO GLITTERS. The only other proof I need that I've died and gone to zom-heaven is a massive tentacled cake. 

Wait. I'm already dead.

I must scandalize you with some graphic bottle porn first.

About 1.5 dabbed coats over Lime Crime Lavendairy.

I had to do two shots with the Lime Crime bottle too, just because it's so cool *cough*andithasaunicornomg*cough

I tried to capture the tiny holo glitters. I really did. But my camera had other ideas.

Like most Lynnderellas and all chunky glitters, this one is best applied with the dabbing method. I prefer to put the first coat in the middle of the nail and spread it around, then fill in with dabs accordingly the second time around. Some patience necessary, but trust me, the payoff is almost as good as an erotic massage with Norman Reedus. Almost.

You can dig up Lynnderella polishes at lynnderella.com, and stalk the blog for updates on new collections before everyone else gets their talons on them!

This polish was purchased by me.