NerdLacquer Lento

                                                                      

I said I would start this blog in March. I was positive I'd be able to start this blog in March. 

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It's June. 

Blackadder nabbed from here

Let me explain. Back in January, my nails suffered some nasty breaks. Because they grow at about the speed of your average banana slug, I figured by they'd resurrect around March. They did only to snap again. And again. And again. These weren't just minor breaks either but deep and often painful ones that made my hands want to duck and hide when they got within ten feet of a keyboard. Then I finally found my saving grace in Nailtiques Formula II, which is basically holy water for weak nails. Somewhere, there is a choir singing hallelujahs.

As an "I'm sorry" of epic proportions, I have here for you today the mother of all apologies: NerdLacquer Lento.

Lento is a zombish-in-a-good-way, grayed-out olive with black and blue square glitters, gold and blue microglitter, and hidden pink shimmer. Yes, I did say hidden pink shimmer. Let's open the crypt, shall we?

No blog post is complete without some racy bottle porn now, is it?

Feast your eyeballs on that elusive pink shimmer. I die.

This particular polish was a limited edition that was actually sent out in packages as a gift (I got my zombie claws on one through a blog sale), but there is plenty more awesome where this came from. NerdLacquer is available through the Nerdlacquer site , Ninja Polish and Harlow & Co. All three are currently sold out, but do stalk Nerdlacquer's GooglePlus and Ninja & Harlow's FB pages for updates. 

This polish was purchased by me.