Liquid Lacquer Tea For One

Now for the next Led Zeppelin track polish, I have something truly amazing. Not like they all aren't, but this one really blew me out of the water. Moreso than this:

Elvis has nothing on Robert

Tea for One is a rich raspberry holo that must have some sort of magical powers. I thought it looked beautiful in the bottle, but on my nails, well, let's leave that to the eye of the beholder. Shown is three coats.

         

Sunlight:

 I realize I have overpicced, overspammed and overdrooled over this color but I couldn't help myself. I mean, if there is one thing more worthy of enraptured staring than the gif of Robert Plant's gyrations it's this color. Have I poisoned you into wanting it badly enough yet? Then head over to Liquid Lacquer's site in a zombie-like trance to grab one for your own claws, and stalk the Facebook for updates (Halloween colors are starting to creep up)!

This polish was purchased by me.

Elevation Polish Pata Puffer

Do I have a glittergasm for you today. And. it's. pink.

Jinkx Monsoon is enthralled.

According to Lulu, the creator, Pata Puffer was inspired by one of these:

No sarcasm here (gasp!). It is what it looks like, a pink Patagonia puffer (try saying that ten times fast). Behind the brand is Lulu's joint passion for mountain climbing and nail polish, and as you can see from my other Elevation posts, most of the colors are inspired by natural wonders. This one, more something you'd wear while exploring said natural wonders. Not sure if this is the *exact* jacket that got bottled into this polish, but let's just say it must be a member of the family. Second-cousin-once-removed perhaps.

                                     

Pata Puffer is a magenta jelly stuffed with as many magenta hexes and microglitters as a real puffer is stuffed with goose down. Shown is three coats.

Sunlight:

Photo-glutted yet? No? You're in luck. I just couldn't resist tacking these on. I originally did them for a giveaway, and while I didn't win it gave me an excuse to partake of this amazeballs chocolate raspberry wine.

Sadly this one was a limited edition that isn't available anymore (Lulu, if you hear my wails of desperation, please bring it back someday!), but you can dig up many more colors Jinkx Monsoon would approve of at the Elevation Polish store. Did I mention there does exist a Pata Puffer II, which is a clear-based glitter topper that captures all the scrumptious pinkness of the original. Don't forget to stalk the blog for updates on monthly releases!

This polish was purchased by me.